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Tag: Melbourne Cup

Hey Melbourne Cup, Don’t be Offended if I Don’t Drink

Written by Jazz Rowland “Hey, I booked us 4 tickets to Randwick Races for Melbourne Cup! I shotgun being the scantily clad female with vomit in my hair.” This was the text message I sent to a friend a week ago. In reality this is far from the truth. Up until recently I could drink